Everything in perfect timing

my blog will make you horny ;)

Rule 1: Donโ€™t let someone be too important in your life.

(via kajmakkkk)

(Source: satiricalflow)

Hearing him cry is the worst ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ซ


emotional state: sad over female characters not getting what they deserve


How long after arriving at someoneโ€™s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

Please donโ€™t leave me alone again.

Six word story, A.S. (via zischeln)